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Have you ever....

Thu Mar 26, 2009, 5:18 AM
sneezed on a baby?

You feel as if you just beat them or something. They give this confused look then try and rub their faces clean while you feel like an asshole even though you couldn't turn your head in time and even if you did their a baby so they follow the movement and you're gonna sneeze on them anyways.

and yes to those of you wondering, I just sneezed on my nephew : | I'm not proud of myself.





Also XD I'm so proud of him. He's a nudist just like his aunty, he was rolling off the couch earlier today and his diaper got caught and broke off. He looked down at his newly freed Jojo and took off laughing.


....he is hitting me with a cat toy as I type this : |


OMG HE JUST SNEEZED ON ME XDDD my nephew knows how to get his revenge : )

  • Mood: Amused
  • Listening to: Dora the Explorer, waiting for the Backyardigans
  • Reading: nuffin
  • Watching: nephew drive
  • Playing: *can only think of dirty things to say*
  • Eating: *same as above*
  • Drinking: as always. Spit, the REAL MANS DRINK

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:iconkomidashi:
D'aww! He sounds so adorable!!
:iconiluvmybee:
*chuckles* He is :3

Thanks for the comment deary *licks*

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Heh, bet you thought I was gonna say something sassy
:iconnamorgasm:
Your nephew sounds so cute. I've sneezed on my cat before out of spite.

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Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people.
-John Adams
:iconiluvmybee:
Thats a strange way to get your spite out...You're so angry you sneeze.

Poor kitty, its contaminated now.



Contaminated with AWESOME!

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Heh, bet you thought I was gonna say something sassy

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